Funny SMS Messages
- Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last. - BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again! - Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!! - Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found. - Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! . - Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . . - God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’! - HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!! - Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. - Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.. - How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated? - I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!
Love SMS Messages
- I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!.… - Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most. - Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u. - My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!! - The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, because I live with one on earth. - Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice! - Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me! - I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say. - If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas! - The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else. - Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME ! - LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away! - I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!! - Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you! - If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you... - You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!
Miss You Messages
- Weve gone our own way our lives grew apart & weve made a life wiv another.but despite of how far apart we grew 2 me there still is no other! - Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new! - i no u think dat u broke my heart but i knew ur game rite from da start. i saw ur game and played it 2 so look here playa da jokes on u! - So btween da miles & btween da years ts inevitable but its true.dat seasons may change & people may change but my heart always belonged 2 u! - Wen life changes & we go our separate wayz.u will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.i tell no lie dis is true.da world has nva seen a freind like u. - I'd climd the highest mountain.I'd swim the ocean blue I'd do anything at all my dear- Just to get away from you. - As we go on we rememba all d times we had 2gether.&as our life changes cum whateva we will still be "friends forever"
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